EMAIL-GHAZI!

"Yo, Dawg!  It's private email.  You can keep it 100!"

Ooh, that Hillary Clinton is up to no good again!  (At least she is if you're a Fox News regular.)

What did she do this time?  She used a private email account, not a government account, when she was Secretary of State.  Oh, snap!  Her ass is grass this time!  She's hiding some sneaky stuff, for sure!  Even though the vast majority of her emails went to other U.S. government officials and are saved on the government server, and even though she'll release all her official emails sent to others, she's probably lying again and covering up her emails helping terrorists plan the consulate attack in Benghazi.  BENGHAZI!

OK, paranoid crankshafts!  There was nothing illegal.  It may have been outside policy, so yeah, you're right, she coulda and shoulda used an O-fishul U.S. Gummint email account when she was conspiring with the freedom-haters to destroy our way of life.

I'll make you a deal -- when she's President, she'll use a government email account.  I promise.