Everything's Bigger In Texas

Especially the morons, like these two gun-rights fuck-tards who thought it would be a really great idea to exercise their 2nd Amendment rights by taking their assault rifles with them to lunch at a Dallas Chipotle restaurant.

Even in gun-crazy Texas, Chipotle executives felt compelled to reemphasize their "salsa-and-guns-don't mix" corporate policy.

That's a real shame for Pinky and the Brain, pictured  at right.  Jesus!

As Jon Stewart put it:  "It's bad news news for those who like to hunt and kill their own burritos."