How Y'All, Youse and You Guys Talk

Try this fun little "dialect quiz."  After answering 25 questions about the way you speak, the program will give you the three towns/cities with speech patterns most similar to yours, and the three least similar to yours.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html?r=8044400104000s2000j00040204001050j0jj10020020l0400

Buster is evidently Mr. Midwest.  My 3 most similar cities are Cleveland, Akron and Rockford, IL.  My 3 least similar are Boston, Cambridge and Springfield -- all Massachusetts.  If I tried to pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd, I guess no one would believe it.