Republicans Clarify "Pledge To America"

(Borrowed from Michael Feldman's "Whad'Ya Know?" on NPR)

Republicans have just issued a clarification to their recent "Pledge To America". A party spokesperson explained that it is easiest to think of the "Pledge" as a sort of "Twelve Step Program For America," with those steps being:

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. Nope
6. Don't think so
7. Not likely
8. When pigs fly
9. Nein
10. NO!
11. What part of "no" don't you understand?
12. Right!